The Universal Piece Of Advice When It Comes To Edibles: Don’t Talk Sh*t

I didn’t move to a legal market until I was 25.

‘Til then, the only “consumer packaged goods” I’d had were made at home.

Including edibles.

Off-market edibles typically came in 2 kinds:

• Didn’t work at all
• I woke up on the floor

But, on the legal market, there was true selection.

“This one is for sleep”

“This one is only 10mg per piece”

“This one is made from bubble hash”

Now, everyone responds to edibles differently.

I have some friends who can eat 500mg and go to work.

I have friends who smoke giant blunts who can’t handle 10mg.

Regardless of where you got your edibles, who made them, or whether they came in a sandwich baggie or a fancy labeled package, the one universal piece of advice that everyone should heed:

Don’t talk shit on your edibles.

Homemade Bubble Hash Hard Candy

In the circles of heavy smokers I frequent, I hear this phrase a lot.

(They can hear you!)